OK, so this is my cabin, and the sink therein. The important bit, when explaining to you my recent stupidity, concerns the two bottles on the left. One is a trial size bottle of mouthwash, the other a bottle of Cutex nailpolish remover.
At this point, perhaps I don't even need to explain any further. Nailpolish remover BURNS when you try to use it as mouthwash! It feels like all the juices from your mouth have caught on FIRE!
I was coughing and spitting up a storm when my friend Della stopped by to see if she could grab a DVD (there's contraband copies of Babel and The Departed going round, so they say, not that I'd ever, you know, involve myself in such things) and stayed until my hysteria died down.
The Moral: DO NOT BUY TRIAL-SIZE MOUTHWASH!